farahjasmin:

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

there are no in betweens

(Source: femburton)

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

babybitchbutterfly:

the WORST thing is LIKING SOMEONE and NOT BEING EMOTIONALLY READY for a RELATIONSHIP and also being LONELY so you know your JUDGEMENT IS CLOUDED and MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT like them at ALL

narcotic:

"guys are always hitting on me its SO annoying" 

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enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

deathbygatiss:

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

NICOLA NICOLA LOOK

You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?

(Source: pedalfar)