May 2013
237 posts
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
necrophilic:
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
assbutt-of-asgard:
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
